Quelle Horreur! Mitt Romney Accused Of Speaking French

by Andy Golefty

Latest attack ad by Newt Gingrich accuses rival Romney of speaking a foreign language.

SOUTH CAROLINA – In a recent ad released just ahead of the South Carolina Primary, Newt Gingrich has accused Mitt Romney of speaking French.

Pierre Christophe LaFontaine, a Romney spokesman called the accusation “manifestement fausse,” though sources close to the candidate have heard Romney himself assure voters on visits to the state, “je vous assure que je ne parle pas français.” Not all voters however seem willing to take him at his word. And while speaking French may be de rigueur in France, voters in South Carolina seemed concerned. Continue reading

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Where is the Outrage?

by Jade Jones

Last week, our Senate passed the National Defense Authorization Act with a vote of 93 to 7. It is now sitting on President Obama’s desk to be signed or vetoed by the weekend.  For those of you who’ve never heard of this abomination, it would give our government the power to detain American citizens indefinitely without trial.  If you are a normal red-blooded American, this should make you feverishly incensed.  Continue reading

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Demonic: Ann Coulter and the Truth

by Angry Jew

Disclaimer: Sometimes I do unsavory things to find out the truth.

I was curious and maybe a bit bored. Let’s be honest, I’m self destructive. So, I decided to read the first page of Ann Coulter’s new book Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America. I was extremely shocked (not really) to read Coulter comparing the peaceful Occupy Wall Street movement to the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, China’s Cultural Revolution, The Los Angeles Riots and the Klu Klux Klan. Let’s go over these comparisons briefly. Continue reading

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God Sent Me a Singing Telegram about Herman Cain

by Colin Crews

It’s disturbing when people claim God told them to do something. Televangelists do it, serial killers do it, and so do politicians. Herman Cain is the latest GOP presidential candidate to say that God gave him the green light to run for office. Cain “prayed and prayed and prayed” until God told him, “Okay Herman, go ahead and run. But please, for the love of Me, please quit calling.” I’m sure God feels the same way when I plead with Him that the bar will have my favorite beer on tap. Maybe that’s a bad argument. After all, I have no control if the bar has my beer of choice. Although, it’s just Bud Light. How hard is it? Continue reading

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Open Letter to Portland Mayor Sam Adams

by Rob Miller

Dear Mayor Adams,

Want to know how to get Occupy Portland to leave the park?

Here’s how:

Try to realize that a better use of your mayoral influence would be to IMPEL LOCAL AND NATIONAL LAWMAKERS to acknowledge and take action toward ENDING THE CORRUPT PRACTICES that have brought Oregon, the US, and the world to a state where, sadly, public protest is the only option that gets any attention. Continue reading

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